Well if I expand the biography bit to cover all 18 jobs and 41 years of doing stuff we'd be here all week!

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Cindy Crawford? Heidi Klum? Milla Jovovich? Christie Brinkley? Jessica Rabbit? Nora Batty? Nurse Gladys?

Ellloooooooo, tis me here. Me is Sherri or Shel for those that know me. I’ve been around all things mechanical for longer than I care to think about. My mother says I was born with a spanner in one hand, a screwdriver in the other and looking longingly at the heart monitor, how does that work? :thin...

Neighbour....just down the road from me in Tooting

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Hi and a welcome aboard

Hi and welcome Al

Welcome

Mmmmmmmm more red You got the best colour by far

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I would not recommend drunken baking either. My flatmate and I nearly burnt the kitchen down making apple pie a few years ago. She over did the JD in the apple and left the saucepan on high gas when adding...pouring...no....splashing it around hoping most would go in the saucepan. Does sober one up ...

Not a lot you can say to that Glen.... ...shame you did not have a cam in the shed...£250 on you been framed