Mine was the old classic of jacking the rear up and whilst the jack was moving the car wasn't... Just had a quick browse through... when using a trolley jack, place a cloth over the contact surface to prevent the jack rubbing off the underseal and inevitably causing that area to rust. ;) Same thing...

You know you're having a bad day when your neighbour comes over and goes "what the hell are you doing?"

exorst is in half but have new pipe ready to put in is in pic 7 So [Copulating] fit it? You complete moron. What a pile of poo. If this guy is a car dealer, he is an absolute moron. But we all know he isn't - it's his car and he's ashamed to call it his. They all are after they see the light. :icon...

I think you got too spanner hungry, Rik.

9/10 times, tightening the bolt to the end of the thread is completely unnecessary. And I concur - most of us learn that the hard way...

JohnnyF2 wrote:Thanks guys.

Here's one more, showing the F2 Evo rear spoiler I fitted a few years ago. Anyone notice anything unusual about the spoiler?

Red brake light.

Welcome to the greener grass.

wingnuts wrote:Who ever sprayed that needs shooting

Not necessarily... It's usually down to the poor fitment/quality of the add-on that causes the paint to crack. As they're usually made of fibreglass and flex; which eventually causes the paint to give way.

munki wrote: i think ive rabbited on enough here... i hope this forums a helpful and friendly one as i know alot of forums are very bitchy ...

We're joker-free here. Except Dupe - he thinks he's a comedian. Thinks.

I've seen that on there a few times being sold privately. Looks like the owner had to part ex in order to sell it!

'Soft flash chips' LOL! It's called an EEPROM, you testicle. That is not a piggyback... in the slightest. And since when did ECU mean engine management unit? It's engine c ontrol unit for Christ's sake. Scam, scam, scam! Avoid like the plague. A real piggyback will put you back a fair few bucks and ...

Hi Dan I would highly suggest you consult your legal department on asking potential customers for their login details to a website that could potentially contain sensitive and personal information. How can there be a guarantee your employees don't use this information maliciously, do they have to go...

To be quite honest, I'm glad I've never had the 'pleasure' of dealing with them.

Now that is a complete [Copulating] joke. Utterly disgusting! That is complete ATROCITY. The person who wrote that letter should be fired; along with the moron who thought up such a practice. I think AF should be dropped as a sponsor of this site - members seem to be getting nothing but ridiculous t...

I imagine he gets more than 5 calls per day...

That's got eggcatcher written all over it.

And lest we forget, every sticker is "5bhp" in eggy's land.

Does it have a turbo, though? If not, I'm extremely unimpressed. Burn!

Standing to the car's right however... very different story.

After my many conversations with Ross (Sharky) over the passed few weeks, what with supercharger talk, baffling about torque, wheel bearings, brand new gearboxes with warranties, and his strictly 6th gear commute to work. He's a fantastic gent to speak to and you should not hesitate to give him a ca...

I'm trying to get a Cardiff meet going - please do show the interest!

My clutch is at 91k and still tolerating 160 odd HP. The clutches are pretty good if you ask me!

Welcome to the greener grass mate.

9/10 times, the reluctor ring behind the hub face will be cracked. Only about £10-£15 for a new one.

Same for gen 2.

The washer jet seal is usually the one that fails - not necessarily the one around the window.