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Found a really bad coupe? Disaster on wheels? Post it here but beware the wrath of an angry member.....but we'll still laugh

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Post by thedupleman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:56 am



Look out guys it’s him that thinks he’s in charge!

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Post by cervantes » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:13 am

thats pretty horrific, i hope thats gorrilla glue he used on the bumpers otherwise :confusion-shrug:

i love his faq at the end

On 11-Feb-14 at 19:59:01 GMT, seller added the following information:
I mean car bomber need to be fit.

On 13-Feb-14 at 15:23:17 GMT, seller added the following information:
I mean front and back bumper need to be repair.


so a bomber needs fitting, kind of interested in how hes going to turn it into a bomber, and teh bumper needs repair, well thats only a bit better than the ad where he said it needed fitting

kill it, kill it with fire :violence-torch:
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Post by dantanner » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:11 am

Some C4 in the boot would make it into a great bomb, and would be a welcome end to this pile of crap
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Post by arsenal71 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:35 am

haha this is less than a mile from my home , the pictures do not show half the damage this thing has, the front bomber is nearly in two parts it really is a total heap ,, i offered him £50 pounds for it , as i needed a gearbox, he declined my offer , whoever wins this trophy will surely walk away when they see it in cold light of day before parting with there money

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Post by Lukeyfc1212 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:10 pm

It's okay I didn't want to eat today anyways! :( what a butcher!!
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Post by audioque » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:10 pm

I've never seen a car in that kind of state before in my life... Door handles are overrated anyhow ;)

Plus looks like the passenger side airbag had a bit of an accident....

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Post by Captain Dash » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:12 pm

Why do people let their cars go like this :icon_sad:
Somebody took the time and effort to do the mods as well :confusion-shrug:

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Post by adamski » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:17 pm

Thats about the tattiest Gen3 I have ever seen.His language skills are awesome too

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Post by Fletch » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:26 pm

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Post by thedupleman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:49 pm

Lets have a collection and buy it for fletch
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Post by Fletch » Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:05 pm

I know I used to work in a body shop, but I feel that all that needs is a chop shop.

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Post by Mike.Lawre » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:06 pm

It should be put out of it's misery :angry-banghead: Nowhere does it mention it,s automatic as well :confusion-shrug:

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Post by aaronyuri » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:09 pm

Let's spend all the money on a pointless bodykit, but not address simple things like the door handle being broken... [Flying one] sake - who are these people? They don't deserve the [Copulating] oxygen.
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Post by silver ninja » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:35 pm

Put it out of its misery and crush it

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Post by mick doyle » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:05 pm

surely that check engine light is worth a mention too.

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Post by Daz » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:55 pm

On a plus side it does have " a height adjustable drivers seat" ......well worth the money :icon-lol:

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Post by thedupleman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:03 pm

If it works
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Post by Daz » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:21 pm

So pessimistic :icon-biggrin:

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Post by thedupleman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:46 pm

You wish me to reel off reasons it might not?
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Post by arsenal71 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:04 pm

i was bored so took a drive to see this again , i guess for 300 quid , it could be a project , if anyone on here has put a bid on it , and you want to see what your bidding on , its in whitehall lane slade green ,, you cant miss it :icon-lol: jeez £540 quid ,

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Post by twiggy13 » Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:00 am

silver ninja wrote:Put it out of its misery and crush it
Haha poor poor defenceless car, think owner needs crushing for creating such a monstrosity :laughing-rollingyellow:

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